@MelKassel: The woman next to me smells SO good, is it weird if I'm like "What perfume is that, I will literally stop robbing this bank if you tell me"?
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@daemonic3: FRIEND: I just found out my kid lost another tooth ME: Really? Which one? FRIEND: Katie ME: Wow, I didn't know your kid named his teeth
@lahirip: We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around
@biggsmoke814: Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming.