@living_marble: The world is my oyster. Expensive and gross.
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@LeBearGirdle: Me: I want more Dentist: excuse me? Me: you know how you take teeth out? Dentist: yea Me: do that but the opposite
@caliluvgirl77: I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed.
@AndRyanTF: I just took such a long hot shower that when I finished, Captain Planet was standing in my bathroom with arms crossed shaking his head at me