@tdwyer618: The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
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@SheBanggs: It's cute how they show subtitles during Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & pretend that anyone watching might actually know how to read.
@Vodkantots: "How much for the supermodel?" *winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
@GonzoVice: There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things.