@SodomyClown: The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping.
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@rickolantern: I'm NOT Superman. What appears to be a red and yellow S on my chest is just the result of a rather fortuitous mustard and ketchup stain.
@Kauaibride: so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall.