@SodomyClown: The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping.
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@Prof_Peejay: Students, unfollow me now. Tonight's drunk subtweets might sting a little. Especially you Britney. Your lab report was a pile of dog shit.
@Eightinchgoat: Guide to DIY: 1. Double the cost estimate. 2. Double the time it should take. 3. Live with it for 3 months 4. Hire someone to fix it.
@EndhooS: I'm sorry you're just not NASA material "Why?" Well, you wrote 'red' then crossed it out & put 'human' under blood type on your application.
@JessicaVarsity: Just remember, you can't please everyone. So just focus on what's important, pleasing me.