@trevso_electric: The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza.
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@nigelgodwin: My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
@Spaziotwat: [Last Supper] Jesus:"We need 13 chairs please" Judas:"But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD" Jesus:"AD?"
@Momtoteens: When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first.