@trevso_electric: The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Dr_awfulpants: I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.
@jergarl: Jocelyn from Facebook will unfriend you if you give her a Blockbuster gift card for her stupid baby shower. I know that now.
@TheMichaelRock: No thanks, flu shot. I look forward to three days off from work and returning looking like I was on a diet for six weeks.
@djdarrellripley: Her: My father is very upset that I'm your girlfriend. Me: Well, duh, I'm very upset that you're my girlfriend...