@trevso_electric: The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza.
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@JRehling: So, Noah found two polar bears in the Mideast? And after the flood, he took them back to Canada? That sounds plausible. #GodScience
@Brianhopecomedy: Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour.
@dubstep4dads: i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton
@gorrdano: I understand if you aren't religious, I respect that. But you don't have to get all rude when I ask to use your first born as a sacrifice.