@theveganqueen: the worst part about being vegan is having to get up early to milk the almonds
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@Fred_Delicious: To the people complaining about my tweets. Sorry I'm not justifying your monthly subscription of $0
@trevso_electric: Just saw a touching BP commercial where BP congratulates BP for doing some of what BP was legally required to do after it wrecked the earth.
@Elizasoul80: Does anyone ever put a chip with too much dip on it into their mouth, then shove a second chip in there to even out the chip to dip ratio?