@theveganqueen: the worst part about being vegan is having to get up early to milk the almonds
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@Jarhead44: Always remember - If you're having a conversation with somebody that doesn't speak English, just talk louder.
@samfromks: Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...