@rmfnord: The worst part about crapping my pants at work was having to set the ACCIDENT FREE sign back to zero days in front of everybody.
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@bobvulfov: DOCTOR: im writing u a prescription ME: [winking] nice thanks doc i wont tell anyone DOCTOR: again, this is totally legal ME: shh be cool
@DonovanConvery: If I had the power to time travel, I would mostly just use it to stop past me from eating stuff from the fridge that I'd like to eat now.