@caseytduncan: The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight.
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@Midgetgems26: When I die I want a memorial bench with a plaque that simply says 'WET PAINT' because I don't want people sitting on my bench.
@StephJoLanders: Michael Phelps really inspired me. No, I am not training to be an Olympic swimmer but I am consuming 8,000 calories per day just in case.
@audipenny: [speaking very loudly to no one trying to impress someone nearby] Man what am I going to do with all these hens