@caseytduncan: The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight.
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@Just_Lee_: A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.
@mstluvstrinkets: Her: I'm running a little late. M: how many more seconds er I mean yeah sure take your time. Me, trying to play it cool with the babysitter