@caseytduncan: The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight.
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@rockymomax: MORGAN FREEMAN: I'm here to narrate your life ME: cool! [2 hrs later] MF: he's still trying to figure out the childproof cap on his Tylenol
@petemandik: I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children.
@: I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?? That's how they get you