@caseytduncan: The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight.
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@carlyken: Give it to me straight "I'd really like to have sex with you-" Now give it to me gay "-r boyfriend."
@RainbowJohnJ: Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving.
@jayonguitar: When you rob an Ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself.