@JoeBerkowitz: The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says "who?" but you still killed a baby.
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@sixfootcandy: *puts powdered sugar around my nostrils and walks into blind date set up by my mom*
@Parkerlawyer: My kids all went to bed without being asked so I'm interrogating them all to see who did what. Eventually they'll break.
@MichaelaOkla: I realize I’m struggling with this phase of my life but in my defense I wasn’t planning on living this long