@curlycomedy: The worst part about the measles outbreak at Disneyland was still the price of admission.
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@1evilidiot: Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight.
@ashmensch: *entire building at my work loses power* *I run all the way to Linda's office* Remember when you said light up shoes were a dumb idea?
@TitaniumToplass: DiCaprio movie endings; Shutter Island: is he dead? Titanic: is the boat dead? Romeo & Juliet: is everyone dead? Inception: am I dead?