@TheMichaelRock: The worst part about winter is how the ground is hard and crunchy and it makes me constantly crave nachos.
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@Hector_Srsly: #WhenIWasYourAge getting pictures were at least a one hour ordeal that involved other people and a lab
@markedly: One time I microwaved my lunch at work and my coworker said "That smells spicy! What is that--is that salt?" And when I was speechless she followed up with "Is it pepper?"
@truegritrumble: ME: What would you like to name your new cat? KID: Dog. ME: But it’s a cat. KID: That’s the cat’s problem.