@jakob_huber: The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.
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@QwertyJones3: Good news: Your wit is really mind-blowing Bad news: It's not my mind that I want blown
@lisaxy424: [someone breaks into the house] Your dog: I will protect my family and our belongings My dog: OMG OMG NEW FRIENDS HI I LOVE YOU LETS PLAY
@DanMentos: [commercial] "This commercial is so confusing. I wish they would just tell us what they're selling" narrator: Narrators