@markleggett: The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people.
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@faizziy: My friend is mad at me because I saw her using a huge tablet to make a call so I offered her a gas cylinder to light her cigarette..
@DanMentos: “I’ll have a rum and coke” Is pepsi ok? “Sure whatever” *hands you a pepsi and coke*
@vexroid: Cell phone. Recliner. Beer. Not at work. This homeless guy is living the dream from what I can tell.
@shutupmikeginn: women love to see the veins in a man's arm. it shows he runs on blood, and not something more sinister