@markleggett: The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people.
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@Chumpstring: [airport] SON: can i yell bomb? DAD: no. SON: hijack? DAD: nope. SON: how about shitballer? DAD: uh yeah i guess but please don't.
@Jenny4ashley: No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.