@MichaelTrying: The worst part of being named Michael is repeatedly being broken up with via a text that states *drops Mike*
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@laughandrun: A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant
@sucittaM: Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life.
@rev_revolver: once a woman in the mall said "isn't everything cuter with babies?!" and jeff replied "not coffins" and just stared at her until she cried