@MichaelTrying: The worst part of being named Michael is repeatedly being broken up with via a text that states *drops Mike*
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@EndhooS: Me: I wish u'd bring back my 1st pet Genie: No blood magic Me: I wish politicians had to tell the truth Genie: [sigh] what was ur pets name?
@buhsbaby_baby: "MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!“ I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road...
@funWindow: Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now
@AntoKenya: My girlfriend once told me she was pregnant. I was so excited that I ran to another country and have never seen her from then.