@RamblingMachine: The worst part of having to kiss someone is when the coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
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@AmericanGent69: *slow jams playing in the background Her: take off my pants Me: oh my bad, right, ok I totally thought these were mine.
@Cheeseboy22: I put two pairs of cargo pants in my cargo pants pockets, just in case I need more cargo pants.
@2thestreetz: If you want world peace, your army should be made up of massage therapists. I mean, who could fight while getting a relaxing massage?