@RamblingMachine: The worst part of having to kiss someone is when the coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
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@chopper4jk: My son wants to change his given Indian name, so I told Broken Condom he could change it if he really wants to. Kid's these days...
@KrunkedRobot: If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl.
@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
@capnmcfword: If you can tell from my eye contact at the grocery store that I'm inviting you to race shopping carts, you're my kinda people.