@skullpuppy11: The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me.
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@drxubair: I dream to live in a world where I can politely get out of plans by saying, "I'm so sorry, but I just remembered I don't want to"
@TweetsByTheTony: In pretty sure my wife's most prized possession is her plastic bag full of other plastic bags.
@Brampersandon_: Hey check out this new candle I got. -Sweet. What flavor is it? I think you mean 'what scent is it?' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What?
@Imsohoppy: I have a particular set of skills, skills that allow me to open beer cans so no one in the house knows I'm drinking.