@Social_Mime: The worst thing a woman can ask a man is "Guess what today is."
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@juliussharpe: I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking.
@ahamedweinberg: Tombstones should just say how old the person was. I don't wanna walk around doing grave math.
@SteveAmiri: If I could be any X-Men I think I'd pick Professor X. Don't really care about the mind-reading stuff I just hate walking.