@kimwilliamz: The worst thing about admitting you're an alcoholic is that people will expect you to stop drinking.
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@Bearslietoo: Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it "resisting arrest."
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@juskewitch: If you're in a clown posse, you don't need to tell us you're insane. We know. Nobody's thinking you're an emotionally stable clown posse.