@CubanaMama82: The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school
@murrman5: "911" you gotta help, my wife is in labour in the backseat "how far apart are the contractions?" about 2 miles but I'm driving pretty fast
@katta_IoIkatt: The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true.
@SadMeterologist: My neighbors are organizing something called a "fun run". This shit never happened when I lived in my car.