@CubanaMama82: The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
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@fillthevacuum: "Ohhh, that's what you meant by period sex" I say, removing my powdered wig and waistcoat.
@JimGaffigan: Hate weight limit signs in the elevator. Then I’m put in the awkward position of telling some pregnant woman she has to take the stairs.