@goldengateblond: The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster.
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@thentherewasmo: Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever
@curlycomedy: Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes.
@Gooooats: Drive by shootings are just one more example of Americans being too lazy to get out of their cars.