@goldengateblond: The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster.
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@DosieDoe: I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol. Like Customs, for example.
@mdob11: I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.
@BlindChow: "That'll be $19.94." *pulls out $50 bill* "Sorry, we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Have anything smaller?" *pulls out $25 bill*
@SummerCandyEyes: I like to make things awkward on first dates just by shouting "wrong hole!!" at inappropriate times, like when you're eating.