@mjkspeaks: The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote.
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@useful_wagon: Of course I swallow it's a basic function of eating. What kind of job interview is this anyway and why are there multiple cameras
@BuckyIsotope: You're in a room with a murderer and someone who makes sandwiches with the crust end of the bread and you have 1 bullet. Who do- "Bread guy"
@SteelFontana: When you have "very happily married" in your bio, we read that as "DM me about my other secret account 'cause my spouse watches this one."
@djdarrellripley: I have a strict policy against dating coworkers... Well, not so much a policy as a loosely enforced suggestion, at the request of my lawyer.