@joejwest: The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
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@John_M15: Saw an article on Facebook that a local bank was robbed. It had one like. They should probably look at that person as the robbery suspect.
@TheBoydP: I don’t understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?
@jjhartinger: To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car.