@JermHimselfish: The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over.
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@Dawn_M_: I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me.
@Book_Krazy: Dawn's coming over. "Dawn from work, or crazy Dawn?" *Dawn walks in* "WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady I'm framing for murder.