@LindaInDisguise: The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.
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@jessokfine: They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Bublé version of Monster Mash.
@BackrowSeats: This woman at the bar said "move, you're blocking the door" & I'm like strange pickup line but sure here's my number.
@TheAmecha: Congrats, you've been selected for the job Me: Whats the salary? 10k now and will increase to 25k later Me: Ok then, I will come later