@LindaInDisguise: The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.
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@Modern_Psyche: Writing a good suicide note is hard, especially if you don't know that person's handwriting.
@ArfMeasures: OWNER: The museum's ready? ME: All the artichokes are in place OWNER: Ha, you mean artifacts [I slam the door shut] ME: U cannot go in there