@HeyoShellz: The writing's on the wall because I have a 4 year old
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@TheMichaelRock: You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad.
@truegritrumble: I've been kicked out of my gym for dressing like the grim reaper and standing silently behind people on treadmills.
@noog: Jesus: Behold my powers. *walks onto water and falls in* [back in heaven] God: HAHAHAHAHA Angel: HAHAHAHA "behold my powers" God: HAHAHAHA