@HeyoShellz: The writing's on the wall because I have a 4 year old
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@chopper4jk: I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats.
@Sorrowscopes: Aries: You will be visited by three ghosts this Christmas. They're all married, so don't even ask.
@ilovepie84: If I were British I would carry around a monicle and drop it whenever I was horrified