@Reverend_Scott: The year 2932, lines for the new iPhone are so long, many die before reaching the end. Those who do, get back in line for the next phone.
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@fluffysuse: When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
@CruisinSoozan: As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood. Now we're like, okay yes this makes sense.
@simoncholland: Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.