@jwoodham: The year is 2087. Selfies are the new currency now and that annoying girl you went to high school with is the richest person in the world.
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@trojansauce: BOSS: tell me about susanne ME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away BOSS: you're a zoo keeper none of them should get away
@Donna_McCoy: My husband keeps watching a tv show while complaining about how boring it is, & now I understand how he's stayed married to me for so long.