@WonderMonkey78: The year is 2316. Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies.
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@Lisa_Laughs_: Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse.
@POTerritory: Cop: What is your line of business? Me [mumbling]: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
@BritishNicx: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches.