@WonderMonkey78: The year is 2316. Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies.
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@ArfMeasures: HER: Does your dog do any tricks? ME: I taught him to lie on the bed H: That's not impressive lol DOG [gets on bed] I wrote The Hobbit