@ohthatbadger: The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes.
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@3sunzzz: Screaming out, "YOUR HARMFUL SIDE EFFECTS DON'T SCARE ME," in a pharmacy, gets you moved to the front of the line, apparently.
@Bob_Janke: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators
@internetluke: [ordering pizza alone] Yeah I'd like a large pepperoni and *changes voice* A medium sausage *changes voice again* Another large pepperoni