@kyle_thatisall: The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons "Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain" she whispers
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@OddMarc: If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends.
@ericaj1721: I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life
@joshandbeyond: I always try to hold the door open for women I see walk by, so we can talk and get to know each other. But none of them will get in my car.
@kelkulus: India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre.