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@LackOfShame: [their last appetizer]

Her: I don't want it. You have it.

Him: I don't want it either, you...

Me: *reaches onto their table and takes it

[their last appetizer]

Her: I don’t want it. You have it.

Him: I don’t want it either, you…

Me: *reaches onto their table and takes it

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