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@LizHackett: THEM: I have a story about that person. Someday when I'm drunk enough, I'll tell you.
ME: [pulls bottle of wine from purse] Let's do this.

THEM: I have a story about that person. Someday when I’m drunk enough, I’ll tell you.
ME: [pulls bottle of wine from purse] Let’s do this.

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