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@Dani_Feld: Them: Pleasure to meet you.
Me: Give it time.
@slackerjorge: Based on the number of AVI pics taken in your cars, I'm guessing that quite a few of you girls are on the run
@SteussieErica: [Calling guy I met in bar in '91]
Me: Remember you said "Call me any time?" Well, I could really use a sitter tonight.
@david8hughes: [ouija board]
"Spirits are u there?
I A M H E R E. Y O U W A N N A T A L K? Y O U W A N N A H A N G O U T?
"A needy board?"
@Reverend_Scott: I don't think people should throw stones in regular houses either.
@mrtruthandsoul: [3 AM]
5yo: *sobbing* Daddy
Me: Ughhh..yes, sweetheart, what's wrong?
5yo: I'm lonely...
Me: Then, don't ever get married.
5yo: Ok, Daddy.