@thesulk: Then a guy with a rope necklace and flat brimmed hat came in and everyone felt better about their own problems.
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@mattZillaaaa: Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are. Also, you're now out of xanax.
@simoncholland: You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school.
@ValeeGrrl: Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.