@thesulk: Then a guy with a rope necklace and flat brimmed hat came in and everyone felt better about their own problems.
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@CoreyKeyz: Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then.
@WheelTod: [First Date. Full moon] Her: You looked different in your profile picture. Werewolf: I forgot to check the calendar