@thesulk: Then a guy with a rope necklace and flat brimmed hat came in and everyone felt better about their own problems.
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@jus4golf: Me: What's for dinner? Her: Chinese. Me: I will make the Duck Sauce. *catches duck *fires up juicer
@jwoodham: If you like someone, pretend they're a charger and you're an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor.
@mostlydelirious: Phone just autocorrected "your" to "yore" in case thou wouldst think I'm smarter than thee.
@BromanConsul: What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?