@bridger_w: "Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years." -Me to some dishes in my sink
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@slimmy_shady: Kissed a receipt to lighten my lipstick but I need it to return something & now some cashier is gonna think I'm flirting.
@squirrel74wkgn: *pounds fist twice on chest* *kisses two fingers* *throws peace sign & nods head at DJ* I don't know what I just did, but we should leave.
@JohnLyonTweets: *leaves social media, covers webcam with tape, installs encryption software, resets passwords, dons tinfoil hat* Try and spy on me now! *ad for Reynolds Wrap pops up in my browser* SON OF A