@Reverend_Scott: Then my wife left me, I became an alcoholic and started making meth in my basement but anyway take one candy bar each kids. Happy Halloween.
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@QuiteQuietOne: I just peed in my bath. But don't worry, I won't drink the water. - 4 year old logic
@MissBamantha: Nothing in the history of the English language has backfired more than the phrase "calm down."