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@Tommytoughstuff: THERAPIST: How does that make you feel?
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph."
T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

THERAPIST: How does that make you feel?
ME: “Mphh mophh wampph.”
T: Again, this works better if you don’t lie face down on the couch.

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