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@iLikeCatShirts: Therapist: please tell me a little about what brought you both here today.

Wife: We don't talk. Plus he is so literal.

Me: My truck.

Therapist: please tell me a little about what brought you both here today.

Wife: We don’t talk. Plus he is so literal.

Me: My truck.

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