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@BoobsRadley: Therapist: resentment is like drinking poison in the vain hope it makes your enemies sick

Me: not if I'm banking on them eating my body

Therapist: resentment is like drinking poison in the vain hope it makes your enemies sick

Me: not if I’m banking on them eating my body

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