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@dlockw21: Therapist: Talk about your friends.

Me: Now John at the bar is a friend of mine...

T: That's a Billy Joel song.

Me: You're no fun.

Therapist: Talk about your friends.

Me: Now John at the bar is a friend of mine…

T: That’s a Billy Joel song.

Me: You’re no fun.

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