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@ericsshadow: THERAPIST: what's the problem?
WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me
ME: I don't do it on porpoise

THERAPIST: what’s the problem?
WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me
ME: I don’t do it on porpoise

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