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@nbadag: THERAPIST: you're running from something. what do u think it might be?
[goose outside the window does throat-slitting motion]
ME: uh—failure

THERAPIST: you’re running from something. what do u think it might be?
[goose outside the window does throat-slitting motion]
ME: uh—failure

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