@kpcuk: There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)
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@KeetPotato: [bono dressed as magician] "think of a song any song" purple haze "right n- no, a U2 song" oh ok um.. elevation? "ok now.. check your phone"
@megankcomedy: I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing
@hardlyrelevant: Me: (from the back of the ambulance) CHANGE THE RADIO Medic: Sir you need to conserve your strength Me: I AM NOT DYING TO A COLDPLAY SONG