@amateuradam: There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird.
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@jake_likes_naps: [accidentally calls teacher "mom"] MY BRAIN: shit, play it cool. say something. ME: what's for dinner tonight BRAIN: what
@dulcetry: I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it's cold" could you tell me more about that
@tastefactory: [robbers outside bank] When I said get some masks I meant something creepy like wolf masks "But can't u feel your pores really opening up?"
@aveuaskew: When my evening plans are ruined, I pay it forward by texting "I'm pregnant" to random numbers.