@LizHackett: There are approximately 45 seconds between "I'll make us an omelet" and "We're having scrambled eggs."
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@thejessbess: Are they Milk Duds? Cuz I'm definitely not getting in your van for some stupid Milk Duds.
@TheTweetOfGod: The problem of guns in schools would be eliminated if society finally had the courage to outlaw schools.
@noog: God: Don't eat that Apple. You can smoke this plant I made instead [20 min later] Adam: Sooo hungry Eve: Me too Adam: That apple looks good