@Jill_Doe_: There are few problems in life that can't be sorted by slowing down, taking a deep breath, and THEN drawing winged eyeliner on a raccoon.
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@Playing_Dad: [At job interview] Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?