@LithiumJunkie: There are going to be a lot of drunk mosquitos tonight.
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@TheBoydP: If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?
@erica_rosie: One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.
@rickkondell: It's nice that my vacuum has a headlight just in case I want to clean in the dark or wake my dog up thinking he's getting hit by a train.