@LithiumJunkie: There are going to be a lot of drunk mosquitos tonight.
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@corinnemlwsw: Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention.
@HughGoesThere: [adoption agency] Caseworker: Think you're prepared to be a father? *I perfectly execute the detachable thumb trick* CW (taking notes): Excellent.