@LithiumJunkie: There are going to be a lot of drunk mosquitos tonight.
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@Skullcat: My autopsy is going to be surprising as hell because I am 100% filled with mashed potatoes
@duplicitron: When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now.
@Reverend_Scott: Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation of lies, actual magic, and one of you is rich, a relationship can work.