@librarianfonz: There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list.
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@shashaintl: I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again.
@LindseyEllison2: If you want to look mysterious I would suggest painting your cornea with a sharpie. Always works for me.
@Mr_Kapowski: 7 y/o daughter: Why don't they have tape for your burrito but you could eat the tape? And now I know what Einstein's parents felt like
@LoriLuvsShoes: My 21yr old son: "Mom sometimes I think you only had me for the free, lifetime tech support" *slow wink*