@librarianfonz: There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list.
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@5hael: Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here.
@thatUPSdude: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but Brad Pitt is hot. In other news, I might not know what bilingual means.
@wesjohnson8: "What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?" Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
@Kyle_Lippert: Researchers have found why bears hibernate. "They're sad due to a break up" said one. "It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have" said another