@librarianfonz: There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list.
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@UnicornSyrup: WARNING: If someone sends a link to download the new Nickelback single, DON'T CLICK ON IT! It's a link to download the new Nickelback single
@Tmoney68: [Theater] GF: I got M&M’s. Me: I can’t eat those here. GF: Why? M: *exasperated sigh* Because it’s too dark to separate them by color.
@miss_foofoo: Why are there never any GOOD side effects? Just once I'd like to read a prescription bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness."