@librarianfonz: There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list.
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@Kauaibride: so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall.
@kwirkyKerri: "I really regret not taking up bow hunting" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light.
@Tylerosis: What if bananas turn black and bruised because they run their own fight club when we're not around?