@kamtweeting: There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal.
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@AndrewNadeau0: Actually, not all of the creatures from Jurassic Park were from the Jurassic period. Jeff Goldblum, for example. He’s from now.
@Jake_Vig: I hate when someone finds out I read the same book they did and thinks we're in some kind of a gang or something.
@Love_bug1016: What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence.
@HatfieldAnne: Shouting “wahoo” instead of “woo-hoo” so everyone in this bar knows that I'm into fun AND sport fishing.