@kamtweeting: There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal.
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@rolldiggity: It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, "We hate corn."
@cjcapbt: I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away ..
@david8hughes: "I'll take the Batmobile. Robin, you take the--" [Robin doing up laces] "The Batskates, yeah I know."