@Quartzjixler: There are many effective ways of inviting me to your event but doing it on Facebook is definitely not one of them.
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@jus4golf: Me: What's for dinner? Her: Chinese. Me: I will make the Duck Sauce. *catches duck *fires up juicer
@NotJPo: I hate when I get so stoned that I can barely feel my legs and arms and antlers and wings.
@just1fool: I'd like to thank the spider that descended from the bill of my baseball cap for getting me motivated today.